Update your penis (6-/-0/2008)
While most people automatically delete their spam, every now and again one gets through, often with bad or 1337 spelling (V.A-1GR.A). But once in a while, a real doozy comes through. I really like "update your penis" as a subject line. I'm not sure what it actually means, though. Is there a new penis firmware available? Or is it just some penis-related penis-news that's been passed down the penis-grapevine that my penis needs to know about? I'll never know - I deleted it once my chuckles had died down.
Also: penis.
